Shamu Saves Police Woman's Life!

A female cop was being overpowered by her arrestee and was nearly killed by him, when a citizen stepped in to help. Fortunately the officer was near a large open body of water, allowing one time Sea World Star, Shamu to leap out and on to the perpetrator effectively pacifying him. Warning the actual dash cam video follows below, some images are extremely disturbing and may be unsuitable for anyone in our viewing audience.









The "alleged assailant," Terquan Jefferson, could not be reached for immediate comment but a family spokesman, Al Sharpton, told this blog that the Jefferson family was planning legal action against the San Diego Police department and Shamu for violating Terquan's eighth amendment rights, using excessive force and racial profiling.

Further more the flamboyant preacher plans a protest march later tomorrow in front of Shamu's Brentwood Estate. He detailed plans for busing in people from several other affluent California communities including Beverly Hills, Palm Springs and Malibu which are predominately populated by wealthy black Rappers, Hip Hop Artists and Upper Level County Municipal Workers. "We won't quit until persons of African heritage everywhere can walk freely past a convenience store on a hot summer day with a hoodie and ski mask on while carrying a tech-9 without getting harassed by racist members of the SFPD or random aquatic sea life." Al Sharpton was quoted as saying as he addressed the angry mob of unemployed bystanders outside of city hall earlier this afternoon.



Shamu did not immediately return any phone calls and no spokesman has come forward on her behalf. Though she retired some thirteen years ago, it is estimated that her net worth still exceeds $20,000,000.00 USD (approx. 10,000 Euros) thanks in large to a savvy investment in Bubba Gump Shrimp she made in the early 90's.


The officers name is being withheld pending an investigation. She will be on temporary paid administrative leave, a routine procedure when an officer involved smothering is in question. San Diego County Sheriff Jefferson Davis "Boss" Hogg wanted to remind everyone that though Shamu's actions ultimately were courageous and probably resulted in the saving of the young Officers life," don't take the law into your own hands: you take 'em to court, the Peoples Court."