They're Strippers, no they're Zombies... They're Zombie Strippers

This movie has yet to grace the silver screen with all it's majesty and beauty, but we wait with baited breath none the less. I saw the trailer for this little Gem on a recent rental and knew we would have to see it as soon as possible. Will it disappoint, will it be an utter pile of steaming B-movie dog shit? Probably, but what would be midnight horror flick isn't? However any movie that manages to finagle a plot with scantily clad strippers, flesh eating zombies and retain not only Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street , The Adventures of Ford Fairlane) but Jenna Jameson ( Strippers Ball) to boot, well ... has to be worth the price of admission alone. While it is doubtful any Academy Award nominations will come out of this movie, I can pretty much guarantee it will be memorable or rather, impossible to forget. I recommend calling up your significant other and making a night of it, make the large popcorn or buy it at the theater (if it makes it that far) and down a 12 pack or two before you settle in to watch this latest installment in b-movie soft porn horror shows.

Plant also shares my boyish enthusiasm for this flick but mainly because he has been a huge fan of Jenna Jameson ever since he was old enough to rent his first porno.